Alaskan lady, I have someone to call baby, I'll find out if you're shady, I am scared to turn eighty.

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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"vaccinate your fucking kids"

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

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relahvant:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

Are you feeling it Mister Crabs?

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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